Come Taste Some of this Chorizo…
I know I’m looking like a brother from anotha mother when the shade of my skin is 10 times darker than my mom and pops.
My pops asked me why I looked like a brown turd.
My mom asked me when the last time I took a bath was.
Brown and Proud, SON!!!!
I got my tan on, again. It’s like I’m family now at Pro Tan. Before my last tanning session, I stopped to grab a huge bean and chorizo burrito from Adalberto’s before i went to tan.
I scarfed it down on the way to Pro Tan. And you know I had to have the extra hot sauce or it just isn’t a damn burrito. Anyway, as I pull into Pro Tan I start getting sh** cramps. I mean MAJOR DOO DOO PAINS. I took a minute to breathe my way through the pains and the cold sweat. When I thought they were gone, I got out of my ride and walked into to get my mocha latte tan.
I went into my tanning room, got my iPod set up and stripped down to my one-sock on the one-eyed monster and laid down to receive my browness.
Just then… a pain shot from my stomach to my butt, and then another. I started to breathe heavier and the cold sweats started to come back. I crunched into a fetal position and continued to hyperventilate as I tanned. The smell of the tanning lotion didn’t help
I looked at the clock…only 2 more minutes before my session was up. I can do it. I can make it. It was the longest 2 minutes ever!!!!!!!!
When my time was up I grabbed my clothes and ran to the bathroom to let the chorizo burrito go. The girls at Pro Tan must’ve known something was up, ‘cuz they didn’t bother me and were so nice when they saw me come out of the bathroom wiping the sweat off my forehead with my sock.
Anyway.. another great experience at Pro-Tan!! Shout out to J-Heezy!!!! Ask for my boy and he’ll hook you up with the Power Homie discount!!!!
Peace & Poo Cramps,
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